Kevin Federline, the search engine

It's time for our Tuesday look around the world to see what's going on!

1. Boss makes call to beleaguered employee to console them in his time of need.
2. Good IT workers are so hard to find
3. Here's another thing that Keanu Reeves can't do
4. Politicians engage in both bribery and lying
5. Harry Potter loves the environment

In other words, nothing new is happening.


Something so odd, it gets its own section:

As I'm someone who deals in the odd, you may be wondering what on earth might actually qualify as "too weird" to be included in the general weirdness that is the Foreign Intelligence Files (FIF for short!).

Kevin Federline is starting his own search engine.


On to the news:

Win a date with... Alan Greenspan?
(What would you talk about?)

Food story, not for the faint of heart
(Would you?)

Headline: Lingerie-clad prowler hit in the head with frying pan
(I'm not making this up)


Bright, shiny objects:

It's a dog... riding a bike
(In Japan)

Political figures in drag
(Perhaps there was some use of Photoshop... nah)


Today's random "next blog":

Business News
(This might be a flog, but it's what came up)


Today's strange anniversary:

March 20, 1969 -- Beatle John Lennon marries Yoko Ono in Gibraltar. I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko, I would gladly give up musical genius...


Fun fact of the day:

In Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same.


And finally:

The Baseball Psychologist.