I realize I haven't seen an episode of Gilmore Girls in weeks. My wife gave up TV for Lent, and I've been teaching on Tuesday nights, which means no Gilmore Girls. Plus, we haven't been watching the DVD episodes for Gilmore Girls either. Is my guy card going to be permanently revoked if I say that I'm in Gilmore Girls withdrawal?
On to the news:
How to scare away coyotes
(Use an airhorn? Now, how to scare away the jerks with the air horns...)
Thieves steal $12,000 in underwear
Pizza Cutter, meet Pizza Head
(Now that's commitment to a job!)
Thief uses his own credit card to open a lock
(Guess what happened...)
Bright, shiny objects:
(Didn't anyone... notice?)
I'd laugh, but those who know me would tell you that I could have easily written this
(If I knew anything about physics, that is)
T-shirt of the week:
(I'm sure there's a few of you out there who are tempted)
My wife knows Hebrew. Last weekend at the Bar Mitzvah, she claims that she was following along. On the other hand, while the cantor was singing a song and tapping out a beat, all I could think of was, "Wouldn't it be cool to remix this?" I'm so reverent.