The hoohaa monologues

Yeah, it's legitimate.


This week's theme:
Trekkie music videos

A man in Star Trek uniform shirt sings about being a nerd... Imagine that
(Nerd Pride!)


On to the news:

Need a good way to waste time?
(Watch cheddar age!)

Vagina Monologues has to change its name in Florida
(This is worth a cheap laugh)

Urine-town: the musical
(Sponsored by the Omaha Urology Institute!)

Malaysian colleges offer courses on how to clean toilets
(Wife, don't say it)


Quote of the day:

"Get ready... for the violence... of the lambs."


Bright, shiny objects:

Nintendo humor, live on stage
(And you kno you'll catch all the references)

Mice on drugs
(All in the name of science. Interesting for about 30 seconds, but a good 30 seconds)


Today's random "next blog":

4th Avenue Blues
(A man with schizophrenia blogs about his life. As a clinical psychologist, I encourage you to read this one and gain a little more understanding about schizophrenia)


Today's strange anniversary:

February 8, 1992 -- "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred peaks at #1. America, go hang your collective heads in shame.


Fun fact of the day:

A-1 Steak Sauce contains both orange peel and raisins.


T-shirt of the week:

Salute your shorts!
(Here's to failed Nickelodeon shows)


And finally:

I can already feel the sunshine.