Chad IV premiered today. Wanna see?
On to the news:
I know I'm bleeding all over the place honey
(But the game is on!)
Candians, beer, dumb criminals, and nudity
(All in one story!)
After all the diapers his parents changed
(This is how you repay them?)
The world's most useless graduate degree
(Behind the one I'm getting)
Paramedic sent to his own emergency
(Now that's irony)
A tribute to a dog.