Headwipes for Bald Guys

I suppose former Presidents have to do something with their time. Jimmy Carter does Habitat for Humanity. Bill Clinton has apparently been negotiating to get junk food out of schools. Yeah... that Bill Clinton. But then again, I suppose anyone who went through this might think the same way. As always, say what you will about the man's politics and/or administration, he's right on this one. We've got too many obese kids in America. As a child psychologist, I know.


This week's theme:
MLB Playoffs

Hehehe. I love Kenny Rogers. Additionally, this is why everyone needs to read Baseball Between the Numbers. Going into the game, all ESPN talked about was the Yankees' hitters' previous numbers against Rogers and predicted a slaughter. Based on the fact that some of the Yankees were 5-for-8 against Rogers in the past. Ah, fools who don't understand sample size... Satan shall yet be vanquished.

And Oakland finally finished off a series.


On to the news:

I should call this guy
(Lawyers and aliens, always a disaster waiting to happen.)

Dude!
(What?)

Man wrecks his SUV, but wins another one
(Now, that's convenient!)


Bright, shiny objects:

Please date this man
(Someone, please?)

Since it's Friday, re-live half an hour of your childhood
(Smoke up while you do it... here's parts two, three, and four)


Today's Random "Next Blog":

Yeah, I do this
(Nerd pride!)


Today's Random Anniversary:

October 6, 1955 -- LSD made illegal in US. Thanks to Winnie the Pooh and Michaelangelo the Ninja Turtle, we never have to worry about kids doing it ever again.


Fun Fact of the Day:

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."


And finally:

Another trip to Walgreens, another sign of the apocalypse. In the hair care aisle was a line of products called "Head Wipes for Bald Guyz." Want to know more? My wife was laughing for five minutes.