So, a horse walks into a bar

Yes, I watched Gilmore Girls last night. Rory found out that Lorelai... oh nevermind.

Ummm, so yeah. This is a really boring blog entry because most of the last 24 hours have been spent grading statistics homework. Tonight, I'll change it up and grade intro psych midterms. Yeah, I live a thrilling life right now.


This week's theme:
The Major League Baseball Playoffs

I'm writing early today, so right now, the Twins are playing the A's in the early game. There is apparently a grown man who has the legal name of Boof. Boof? Dodgers-Mets this afternoon and Tigers-Yankees tonight.


On to the news:

Imagine working this investigation...
(I'm sorry ma'am, but this is police business.)

Vodka pipeline?
(Russians. Who else?)

So, a horse walks into a bar...
(Oh my gawd, you a horse?)


Bright, shiny objects:

Maybe you want to keep that to yourself.
(I'll take you to the t-shirt shop...)

Yeah, that could work
(Use your clean mind...)


Today's Random "Next Blog":

Listening notes. A man reviews a bunch of classical vinyl records.
(The first blog that came up in English)


Today's Strange Anniversary:

October 4, 1824 -- Mexico becomes a republic. Sorta.


Fun Fact of the Day:

Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S.


And finally:

An unchangeable rule of television: Law and Order is always on at least one channel. And, somehow, you've never seen that one.