Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Double entendree

I paid Walgreens another visit a few days ago, and as often happens at Walgreens, came home wondering where America went wrong. This week's Cosmopolitan magazine features the headline: 101 Sex Tricks to Try (Before You Die). Sure, this is Cosmo's headline every week/month, but I think this is the first case of a double entendree in which the second meaning is the intellectual one. If you don't get that one, please stop reading.

This week's theme:
Zany to the max!

And now it's time for another episode of "Good Idea, Bad Idea"
(You know you want to click it.)

Dot's Poetry Corner.
(Pretentious Cafe)

On to the news:

Russian woman sues weather forcasters
(Can't trust those Russian women.)

Does this mean that Pamela Anderson is immortal?
(Nothing like comedy-blogging about the war in the Middle East)

I've seen this story (at least the theme) a lot
(But they always come up with a new twist on it.)

Bright, shiny objects:

Actually, this is a bright shiny object!
(And I want one)

The Dullest Blog in the World
(Make your own joke. I am.)

Today's Fun Fact:

Most people fall asleep in seven minutes.

And finally:

One more time!

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